Bathtub soliloquy
"I have rooibos tea, you have Ceylon tea. That's right! Rooibos tea. Rooibos tea is yucky." Sluuuuuurp. "Yeeeeeeeeeuck." Click click. "I want another washcloth. With the bath toys. I want a bottle. Put it in the laundry. Just like mothball. Beep beep boop boop. That's beep beep like Nolan. Mama, I made your pajamas wet. Mountain lion! Watermelon mountain lion! I need some shaving cream." Scratches butt. "I need to go pee pee in the potty." Rush out to potty. "Uh oh, no pee pee!"