I'm going to whine just a little bit here, but I am not actually looking for solutions/sympathy - I just want to vent. On my birth club message board, we call such ramblings "Dear Diary" posts. We have had two major challenges this week, one being that Maya's nighttime sleep has gone into the shitter - not that she was sleeping that well before - but for the past three nights, she's been up every hour between 10pm and 5am, and then napped in my lap (but only in my lap, and only if I remain very still) all morning to make up for it. The only good part about this is that all the extra nursing has been helping me resolve bad challenge #2, which is that I'm currently battling my 5th clogged milk duct in 10 days - quite the record for me! Clogged ducts are bad enough on their own, especially the ones that plug right at the nipple (oh lord, the stabbing pain!), but my coworker just had one turn into a raging case of mastitis and then an ABSCESS in the space of
Not 41 weeks!! No woman SHOULD EVER have to go there. I thought the 5 days that P as overdue were the longest of my life.
ReplyDeleteAlso: Dan would never win the ugly sweater contest in Scotland. There would be no ugly sweater party-- everyone wears the UGLIEST XMAS SWEATERS EVER around, seriously. I mean, they're very serious about wearing these sweaters. Examples: 1) A picture of an elf body on the front, such that it looks like your head is the elf's head, 2) A christmas tree made out of moustaches (?!?)- a very popular choice, 3) a sweater that looks like a cupcake so that your head is popping out of the top of the frosting, and 4) a sweater knit in the pattern of Santa's jacket. People are REALLY wearing these, and they seem to think they look good!!
(by people, I mean college kids, businessmen, etc., not just daft old people or children!)
DeleteI tried to comment yesterday from my phone, but blogger ate it.
ReplyDeletePicturing these hideous sweaters in my mind has gone a long ways towards providing some humo(u)r in these long, dark days :) And actually, Dan shouldn't have won our contest either - there were some AWFUL sweaters there - but I think they felt terribly sorry for him and just wanted to give him some wine (the prize).
I think the best sweater sounds like the elf one! ::shudder::